The Warthog is a clever fellow
Always loud and seldom mellow
Always one to laugh and joke
Found in clouds of fragrant smoke
Likes the thunder, no small crack
Likes to see the folks jump back
Joyful when the screams are made
Booming sounds his stock in trade
No one knows just why he does it
Could be that it’s just because it
Takes him back to days gone by
To open range and clear blue sky
Shootin like his granddad’s dad
Living free and that ain’t bad
Swimming some against the tide
Maybe it’s just foolish pride
Most folks don’t know why they do it
Might be something deeper to it
A warthog does what he does best
Putting himself to the test
Don’t care what the others think
Pushes himself to the brink
Guess that what it means to me
Bless them warthogs livin free