Silver Bullet Love

Oh Baby, why’d you leave me all alone on Friday night

While I sang at the Garlic Breath Saloon?

You turned around and walked away and that just wasn’t right.

You know how I love howling at the moon.

I was trying to behave myself, just gave out one small yelp

And you stormed out with your eyes full of tears.

You left me even though you knew that I could use some help.

I needed you to scratch behind my ears.

You know I love you Darlin and your beautiful soft neck.

I never tried to fill you with false hope.

But that full moon comes once a month just like a welfare check.

It’s hard to love a cowboy Lycanthrope.

My buddy Larry Talbot said our love would never last.

He said I’d lose control on some dark night.

But I don’t believe him, Honey. He’s just living in the past.

Cause these days things ain’t all in black and white.

I really do appreciate the fact you’re still in town.

I guess I’m hard to live with, yeah it’s true.

And I know it’s rough when My Time of the Month comes rollin round.

I’ve noticed once a month that you change too.

You keep that silver bullet hanging on that silver chain

And wolf bane growing on the widow sill.

It seems that you don’t trust me and that fills my heart with pain

When the sun comes up you know I love you still.

I hope someday we’ll settle down with a litter of our own.

And have a ranch with lots and lots of sheep.

And when that full moon rises I’ll be out there all alone.

Then maybe you can get a good nights sleep .

You know I love you Darlin and your beautiful soft neck.

I never tried to fill you with false hope.

But that full moon comes  once a month just like a welfare check.

It’s hard to love a cowboy Lycanthrope!

Yeeehowwwwwwlll!