I know of a place that's purty dang special

It's just west of Miss Rocky's Saloon

Run by the lady we call Allie Mo

It opens up just about noon

It's known as the Mo House by fellers out there

And they line up go get inside

They come from Sonoma and Bakersfield too

They sure come from far and from wide

When the brandin is done and the cowhands come in

And clean up themselves just a little

They head for the Mo House on Saturday night

And the reason is stricly fer vittles

They fill the place up with a hoot and a holler

Miss Allie greets every danged one

Then fills up their mugs with cold golden beer

And brings out some tasty hot buns

The ribs are just sinful as they drop off the bone

The steaks are always cooked right

There's taters and pie passed around after that

The Mo House lights up the whole night

In the kitchen there's a secret that the cowboys don't know

It's all about cooking the meat

That girl's got a talent not many possess

It's secret and it's pretty neat

No sweet wood is used in the Mo House's kitchen

No charcoal, no mesquite, no oak

When it's time for the cooking, Miss Allie goes back

And just thinks of a little ole joke

Then that smile starts to come and the stove heats right up

Things get bright and get hot pretty quick

The steaks start to sizzle, the beef smokes and pops

Don't believe me? Just look at her pic!

Yup, she's sure got that megawatt smile down pat

And the customers come back for more

When ya cook like she does there's nary a doubt

They'll always line up at the door

Good thing she can turn that smile down just a notch

When she come out to the dining room

A smile that bright could just blind ya fer sure

It might even damage the moon

The Mo House sure has a real small 'lectric bill

Because of that smile Allie's got

I hope she keeps cookin for a long time to come

And the Mo House stays bright and stays hot.

Allie Mo's House